#Cheesy pick up lines crack
Are you an egg? Because I would like to crack you open and eat you up.ĩ4. Are you the sun? Because I would like to bask in your raidience.ĩ3. Are you a backpack? Because I would like to stuff you with my junk.ĩ2. Are you a mouth? Because with out you I am speechless.ĩ1. Are you a roller coaster? Because you going up and down looks like a fun ride.ĩ0. Are you a floor? Because I need you for the foundation of my house.Ĩ9. Are you an alarm clock? Because you the reason I wake up.Ĩ8. Are you A1 steak sauce? Because I need you on my meat.Ĩ7. Boy: guess what superhero I am girl: super man iron man Boy: no Boy: your man.Ĩ6. Are you ketchup? Because I could use you on my dog.Ĩ5. Are you a curtain? Because if I opened you up I could get a good view.Ĩ4. Is your name WiFi cuz I’m feeling a connectionĨ3. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!Ĩ2. If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.Ĩ1. Are u Google BECUASE YOUR EVERYTHING SEARCHING FOR.Ĩ0. Are you a balloon? Because I would like to fill you up until you pop.ħ9. Are you a lake? Because I would like to take a dip in you.ħ8. Did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine because u looking like a snack. Are you vitamins? Because I need a daily dose of you.ħ5. I would love to buy you a drink but I’m afraid I’d be too jealous of the glass.ħ4. Are you monopoly? Because I could play with you for hours.ħ3. go up to a girl and say r u Mary Jane cause I wanna be ur Spider-Man.ħ2. I’ll give you a 9 out of 10 because i’m the one you need.ħ1. Are you the high way? Because I could ride you all over.ħ0. Are you a tazzer ? Because you are a stunner.Ħ9. You’re not going to be my number one! You’re going to be my only oneĦ7. Your voice and laugh are my favorite soundsĦ4. Even if a million artists worked for millions of year, their art would never be as beautiful as that smile on your face on the day I first said, ” I love you “Ħ3. Are you water? Because I can’t live without you.Ħ2. Ever since I met you, I laugh harder, cry less, and smile a lot more. Is there an airport near us? Or is that just my heart taking off?Ħ0. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.ĥ9. Like if you liked any of these 😀 Who knows I might do more edited Here’s more Dĥ8. Do you have any raisins?.no?.how about a date?ĥ7. My love for you is like the ocean, you can see it begin, but you won’t see it end.ĥ6. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running on my mind all day.ĥ5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.ĥ4. Are you a camera? Because whenever I see you, I smile.ĥ3. Do you live in a museum? Because you truly are a work of art.ĥ2. Im scared of ” x ” Because I never want to be yours.ĥ0. Are you the sun? Because you always manage to brighten up my dayĤ9. Me: Hey can you hold something for me? She: what? Me: MY HAND She: damn….that was….wow….wtf.Ĥ8. Baby Your So Hot I Went On Yahoo Answers To Get Pick Up Lines For YouĤ7. When I see you, I can see my whole world right before my eyes.Ĥ6. You can fall from the sky, fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is to fall for meĤ5. Im not a photographer, but I can picture us together 😉Ĥ3. Do you have a map? because Im getting lost in your eyesĤ2. Are you a door? Because I would like to open you up and get insideĤ1. Is your body from McDonald’s cause I’m loving itĤ0. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.ģ9. I woulda been like “Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink.” and when she asks why, I respond with “Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.ģ8. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!ģ7. Are you a monster? Because I search for you in my room.ģ6. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?ģ5. Boy: there are 21 letters in the alphabet Girl: no there is not Boy: oh sorry I can’t forget U R A Q Tģ4.
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